Tuesday 4 September 2007

BLOODY HESK

What on earth is going on, (See my post below entitled In-Grrrr-lund, last paragraph) “At least he didn’t recall Heskey”. Well yes, the red faced fool has gone and re-called Mr Goal machine himself Emile Heskey, 6 goals in 43 games!!??
Apparently Owen has asked for him, if that’s the case then not only has Owen has lost his mind, but more importantly, WHO IS PICKING THE ENGLAND SQUAD? McLaren or the players?

Emile Heskey, I mean HESKEY, what happened to a new beginning for England, out with the old and in with the new blood. He dropped all the old faithful, only to bring them back along with a couple of donkey’s for good luck (not sure if donkey’s bring you good luck, but you know what I mean).

I understand, no not understand, I’ve heard that he wants to bring back some more experienced players. So Heskey. The only thing that he’s experienced in, is looking embarrassed to be in the England set up. What’s wrong with bringing some of the young talent into the fold? The likes of young Derbyshire, Lita or even Nugent (one in one for England). Or my favourite, if he’s looking for a big target man, then look no further than Dean Ashton, at least he’s got some skill and guile to go with it.

Quote from Heskey after hearing about his call-up, "I have to admit it comes as a bit of a surprise." No shit Sherlock. But then it just shows McLarens, inept managerial skills. I wonder if his PR man, Max Clifford put him up to this? At least if it’s publicity he wants, it’s what he’s going to get!! Why does the England boss need a PR man like Clifford anyway? Tosser.

Hiddink v McLaren, great, it’s going to take a huge performance from the underachieving England team, because McLaren is never going to win in a battle of tactics, wit, charm, guile or belief over Hiddink.

Bring back the Swede or the Turnip, either way we’re managed by a vegetable.

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